Dear Potential Deli George! Employee,
Feel free to take an application. We may love to have you on our team. Please take it home and fill it out. When you return it please dress for success. Please only return it between 2 pm and 4 pm. We will only consider applicants who are well groomed, who plan ahead and bring their own pen, and who take into consideration our customers when applying.
Deli George is a fast paced tense environment. You will need to be able to work quickly and continuously without prompting. We are very serious about customer service. We know many of our customers by name and have had the pleasure of serving them for 14 years. We feel like we are serving them in our home, we love them, we care about them. You will need to love them and serve them too.
If this doesn’t sound like your kind of job then leave this application for someone who would love this opportunity. This is not just a job.